John Delk
Universal Remote
cast lead

John Delk is a 44-year-old white male who has sex exclusively with other males and speaks English, French, some Spanish, and a few words of Malay. He lives with David and Debbie, their cat. He wishes the Palestinians could achieve statehood and is tired of the conflict, in an armchair way. He is also fatigued by China's rise, America's decline and religious fuckheads of all stripes, and global warming and billions of people mating and mating and making more and more people and burning everything. He is an artist who lives and works in Newburgh, New York.